WWWW: Bruce Willis We Need You!

It's coming! Scientists and movie-makers have been talking about it for years. I'm pretty sure there have even been a couple of false alarms, but it looks like Chicken Little knew what the hell he was talking about. An asteroid might be on a collision course with Earth, set to strike on February 5, 2040. So, what does this mean for us? Should we start building an arc now? Perhaps I'll see about digging out a bunker in the woods nearby and stocking it with twinkies before they're all gone. I can't wait to see what plans are drawn up on how to deflect or destroy it. Where's the Death Star when we need it?